Humorous Wedding Roast by a Fellow Gambler :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech by a Fellow GamblerLadies and gentlemen, my name is Josh and following the decrepit tradition, I will now do my best to give Roy the approximately uncomfortable five proceeding of his life. For the record, the most uncomfortable five minutes of Joyces life will be later on this evening, courtesy of Roy. Roy and I became acquainted many years ago, when we had three encounters in one week. I first saw him when he was placing a bet at the cavalry Racing track. Then he appeared again at my local pub. And then, unbelievably, he appeared yet again - this time at poker night. It was at this morsel that I realized someone very special had entered my life. Yes, I had a stoolpigeon Or as his clothes elicited a gay stalker This aside, we soon became friends and being a betting man myself I was flat impressed by his outstanding knowledge of horse racing. He hobo name any trainer, jockey or horse which finished quaternate or worse in any race in the at long soun d five years. But apparently, in the run up to the wedding, Roys stamp at the races has vastly improved and hes been doing better than hes ever done before. Thats right, Joyce hasnt been letting him go. On the subject of betting I have a bit of an fill out to raise. It came to my attention earlier that Roy is running a book on the duration of the best mans speech. I am sure you will any be glad to know that I got wind of this and, not being cognise to Roy at the time, I put a tenner on myself to last an hour at the bargain odds of 500-1. So I suggest you top up your glasses and make yourselves comfortable - but do let me know if Roy tries to slip out. Attending university was definitely the best ending Roy ever made. Because he didnt just meet me, he alike met Joyce who looks absolutely stunning today. October 1993, Roy Solomon, a county swimmer and keen football player, meets Joyce Reeves. And eight years later, Roy hasnt so much as looked at a swimming pool and doesnt play football anymore. But all is not lost, I understand he still has a best breaststroke, doesnt have any problems with his ball control and can sure as shooting use his head, even if he is a bit clumsy more or less the box.